GABRIELLA PASTORE: Blowing Bubbles and Kicking Butt in FARE GAME!

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Space Jockey Reviews favorite Gabriella Pastore is launching rockets again, this time with her latest dark-comedy horror short, FARE GAME, written and directed by Bryan Frank! The bubble-blowing, gum-smacking, blue haired Courtney (Gabriella Pastore), complete with knee socks, retro-sneakers, and g-force personality is just the bait (and predator) for a vampire tale to see, remember…and see again! Continue reading

Kyuketu Samurai (吸血侍): A Vampire Vixen to Raise the Dead

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Space Jockey Reviews always loves a dangerously beautiful vampire vixen! And we’ve certainly found one–a blood-slurping seductress, unlike any other! ONE with power and pulchritude unmatched! One with energy and enthusiasm greater than living humans we know! One as sanguine, sensual, and frightfully fascinating as the galaxy is light years across and limitless! Who is she, and where is she from? Kyuketu Samurai (吸血侍) Continue reading

The Human Centipede (First Sequence): A Much-Belated Review and Rant

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For anyone else who hasn’t seen The Human Centipede (First Sequence), and may want to see it, read no further! Though the movie was released 17 years ago, I just got around to watching it last night. “How could such a fan of extreme horror skip such a film of infamy and depravity so long?” you ask. The answer is simple and uncomplicated, regardless of its believability. Continue reading

THE STUTTERER: New Horror from Executive Producer Lien Mya Nguyen Oost

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By Chris Rennirt Great news at Space Jockey Reviews! The Stutterer—the latest short film directed by Rocky Ciarrocchi, Joe Lucas, and Tim Manton–has our very own Lien Mya Nguyen Oost (co-host of The Contagious Podcast) onboard as an executive producer! … Continue reading

ASH

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ASH is set at an unknown time in the future, when Earth has been nearly destroyed by pollution, overuse of resources, overpopulation, war, etc. (everything we’re already doing on Earth today). Six astronauts–the crew of one of seven different expeditions–has found… Continue reading

I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU DIE

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I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU DIE (directed by Alexandra Spieth) gets off to a promising, blood-soaked start with a hapless victim, bashed in the head repeatedly with a brick, his skull crushed to a pulp, his face no longer recognizable! With this, we know something most important in horror, fast. This one won’t skimp on the gore! Continue reading

I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU DIE: Writer’s Block Leads to Bloodbaths in Latest Indie Horror from Director Alexandra Spieth

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Space Jockey Reviews is excited to post some of the first news available about I Know Exactly How You Die–the latest, dark-comedy, Indie-horror film from director Alexandra Spieth and writer Mike Corey! Continue reading

IT FEEDS

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Cynthia Winstone (Ashley Greene) is a psychiatrist with a supernatural ability to enter the mind’s of others, helping them conquer fears, traumas and evils in the deepest and darkest of places. Along with her daughter Jordan (Ellie O’Brien), she… Continue reading

THE SUBSTANCE

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On her 50th birthday, faded celebrity Elizabeth Sparkle (Demi Moore) is fired from her long-running aerobics TV show, because, as her producer Harvey (Dennis Quaid) informs her, she’s “too old.” Devastated, she eventually… Continue reading

TOGETHER

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Along with The Ugly Stepsister, Together is easily one of the two best horror films of 2025. And while it’s one I felt compelled to write about–as a catharsis and to spread the word–it’s also one that’s difficult to review. As a movie that’s better off seen knowing little about it, I’ll do my best to both compel and recommend… Continue reading

Blood on the Bleachers

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Blood on the Bleachers, the latest film from director Chase Dudley, is a back-to-basics, old-school slasher, with all the best of the 90s…and even some of the 80s! A knife-wielding psycho in a mask, red herrings to keep us thinking, copious high-school victim fodder, and practical-effects make this one worth a watch…or a rewatch. While reminiscent of Scream… Continue reading

BAD MILO!

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Have you ever wished that something would eliminate all the causes of all your stress, quickly and efficiently? What if whatever needed to be done was achieved leaving you responsible for nothing? What if that “something” had to be a monster? Continue reading

The Ugly Stepsister

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According to Google, there are “hundreds, possibly over a thousand” versions of the Cinderella fairytale worldwide, both written and spoken….Now, in 2025, we have a new, most unique addition to the worldwide collective of Cinderella folklore. From Norway, it’s a live-action movie titled The Ugly Stepsister…and it’s surely the most violent, gory and truly horrifying of all! And what an awesome thing that is!

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Anything for Jackson

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“It’s another demonic possession movie”…again!  Yes!  So, this review starts the same as the last, for another movie about Satan and biblical ends of the world. But unlike others I’ve seen, this one offers, with all its similarities, something refreshingly different. Continue reading

At the Devil’s Door

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Yes!  It’s another demonic possession movie!  But, what a damn good one it is…again!  At the Devil’s Door is written and directed by Nicholas McCarthy, and what a solid, straight-from-Hell entry in the demonic-possession horror genre it is! Continue reading

The Dark and the Wicked

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The Dark and the Wicked begins with a woman living on an isolated farm in a nondescript, rural area, with her dying, bedridden husband.  The son and daughter return for their father’s impending death and… Continue reading

You Won’t Be Alone

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Never before had I seen a film, of any genre, so completely like a poem…or, perhaps, completely a poem and not just “like” one.  You Won’t Be Alone, the new internationally co-produced horror film, written and directed by Goran Stolevski… Continue reading

The Exorcism of God

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The Exorcism of God?  Yes!  My first thought about this movie was exactly that question.  Is this really a movie about exorcising God from the body of a human…and not the typical exorcism of a demon or, perhaps, The Devil himself? The answer to that question is… Continue reading

THE PACT: A Short-Film to Feature-Film Comparison and Review

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I am always a little bothered in the end, when I learn that the title of a movie has nothing to do with the movie.  The Pact is just such a film that had me… Continue reading

The Dead Outside

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With real-life horrors of COVID19 and their lingering effects, can movies about pandemics ever be novel again?  (No pun intended.)  Hitting too close to home for many, with too much… Continue reading