By Chris Rennirt
YES! Kyuketu Samurai (吸血侍): The Princess of Blood herself, returns to Space Jockey Reviews for an encore showing, gushing red again! Whenever Kyuketu puts out new photos, humans, aliens, and vampires alike take notice…and so do we! This time, topping it off, she poses with finger food (literally) near her studded tongue, ready to feed! With this, like vampires thirsting for blood, we only crave more! Referring to the background of her room, in this feature’s blood-splattered set, Kyuketu says, “To everyone overseas, this is a completely normal Japanese woman’s room. 90% of Japanese women’s rooms look exactly like this. No doubt about it.” And what a sight it is! “The remaining 10% of women,” she says, “is the ‘red stuff’ lying around.” Hahaha! Deadpan and bloody tongue in-cheek, just as we expect! And with this–the “red stuff”–I am reminded of a quote from Dracula himself (from the novel by Bram Stoker). “The blood is the life!” And for Kyuketu Samurai, we’ll add, “the life is all around her!”
“The scent of blood, the silence of the night. I can share it all with you!” ~ Kyuketu Samurai
Whereas blood is the usual for vampires, what’s most unusual (and exciting) is something else around this gem among creatures of the night. Sunlight! Wow! In rare photos of Kyuketu below, she’s not only in the sun, but also on a beach! Wow, again! Along with all the fun of being a vampire with Kyuketu, you get to go to the beach with her too! Awesome! With this, we guess garlic, crosses, and holy water don’t have a chance! Hahaha!
As for unusual, there’s more! What a portfolio of looks Kyuketu has! Yes! Vampires change to charm their prey, of course. But, Kyuketu has more ways than most (as you see in the photos here)! From sultry blondes to raven-haired goths, from French maids to the girl next door (with fangs), her faces span the spectrum of vampiric visages and the cosmos of charismatic characters. But there’s more! With words, she lures us just as easily…as we read below.
“Being human means nothing to me anymore. For real. Hey, why are you still clinging on? So lame. Let me show you…” ~ Kyuketu Samurai
And what could an encore article about Kyuketu Samurai be without her eyes–blood red, vibrantly alluring, predatory, and revealing, as the “mirrors to her soul.” While some vampire eyes have even been called “entrances to dread nightmares,” the eyes of Kyuketu seem entrances to nightmares welcome, with pathways to our wildest dreams. While lore and safety tips warn “never look a vampire in the eyes,” with Kyuketu, “resistance is futile,” as The Borg would say, in our cosmic Space Jockey world. Look into her eyes, and she’ll have you!
“Don’t be scared I really like you♡ Ever since I became a vampire, your scent has become even more irresistible. Shall we…become the same?” ~ Kyuketu Samurai
“Oh crap, this is seriously the best! Why the hell was I wasting my time pretending to be human all this while? Hey, come on, hurry up already—let’s be together. It’s just a bite. It’ll be over quick, I swear.” ~ Kyuketu Samurai
YES! “Oh crap!” and “Why the hell?” for sure! What’s so good about being human, when you can be a vampire, better yet, as she says “the same” as her”? Better yet, even more, with her! Yes! What’s so good about being human, when you can be immortal and enlightened, creating content, like Kyuketu for us all to enjoy on X! As she says, “Honestly, you as a regular human are pretty creepy…that vibe of clinging to your weakness. Come over to this side.”
And is every vampire’s “side” as good as Kyuketu’s? NO! Another vampire once said, “Do not envy my immortality until you have lived long enough to lose everything.” Kyuketu would say, in response, we think, “Envy my immortality, because you will live long enough to gain everything…with me.” “Awesome,” we say, seeing her blood-dripping fangs and studded tongue below, and hear her say, “Be a vampire. Be stronger, freer, more alive than you’ve ever been.”
And can we not include a paragraph (at least one) about her appetite, voracious, vivacious, and voguish as it is? Of course not! We must! Never have carnal cravings gushed more profusely, more vividly, and vampiric! Never has a vampire made horror so beautiful and feeding so fascinating! Check out the proof below!
What’s also awesome about Kyuketu is extra special at Space Jockey Reviews! In all of our years seeing vampires, of any gender or type, in human form or not, in movies, cosplay, and more–and we’ve seen a lot–never has another been like Kyuketu. As the muse for countless words written here and before, she is (to repeat this article’s title) a true “Princess” among vampires and, as in our headlines before, “A Vampire Vixen to Raise the Dead.” At SJR, of course, she’s also “out of this world,” though very much of this Earth. Even Elvira, “Mistress of the Macabre,” and “Mistress of the Dark” would be impressed, we think! 🙂
What’s more is also awesome. After our last article, Kyuketu told us (in a message on X), and we quote, “This is the first time someone’s looked at my account this deeply and written such a detailed review. I’m honestly really happy. Thank you so much!” And this is exactly the reason we are happy as well. Writing about amazing people–and vampires too–especially those who appreciate it so much, launches our rockets and sets us in orbit. At Space Jockey Reviews, we are happy to be “the first,” and happy to look so deeply.
Speaking of looking deeply, take a look through Kyuketu’s postings on X! Don’t just look at what’s close to the top, what’s most recent. Scroll down her page. Read (and watch) more! YES! With her videos, there’s also lots to watch. If you’re like us, and you love vampires–beautiful, bold, bloody, cutting edge, and captivating–you’ll love Kyuketu Samurai. With vampiric passion, and a look (actually many) like no other, you’ll be endlessly surprised, delighted, and always inspired! If you’re like us, you might even do something you do best, even better! You might write an article, sing a song, or paint a picture, creating something new, something uniquely designed…for someone well deserving, also feeling better about yourself in the end! Just as blood looks ever so beautiful on a vampire princess, so do the words in an article about her! In the end, everyone wins, and it’s all bloody good…especially if you’re a vampire! Haha!
And now, sit back and feast your eyes on even more of Kyuketu Samurai’s latest photos, with each one well worthy of a double take (possibly even a triple or quadruple take)! Get on X, and watch her videos. If you’re like us, at SJR, they’ll only make you want more! Like we always say, “Wherever Kyuketu is and whatever she does, Space Jockey Reviews will take you there!” Stay tuned for more bloody adventures, coming soon! And with that, we’ll leave you with one more quote, fresh from her lips, dripping with blood and passion immortal! In our favorite photo below, on a bed of entrails, gorgeously gory as ever, she says,
“Hey… you don’t have to be scared I’ve become a vampire. But if you become one too, we can be together forever. Can you share just a little of that blood?” ~ Kyuketu Samurai
Yes indeed, Kyuketu! We can share more than a little for you! We can share a lot! 🙂
Could an “Interview with the Vampire” be next? Stay tuned!
Follow Kyuketu Samurai on X at https://x.com/KyuketuSamurai
Check out the bonus photos below! More bloody awesomeness!
“Honestly, you as a regular human are pretty creepy…that vibe of clinging to your weakness. Come over to this side. Let’s live properly as our ‘true’ selves.'” ~ Kyuketu Samurai
Kyuketu Samurai, literally (and figuratively) “smokin’ hot” below!
“Why on earth was I pretending to be human all this time? Hey, shall we end it quickly and find some peace?” says Kyuketu Samurai. “Yes, please!” we say!
“Farewell for now,” she says. But…of course…she’ll always return to Space Jockey Reviews! For all the latest, stay tuned!
For lots more, with blood always fresh from the veins, be sure to follow Kyuketu Samurai (吸血侍) on X today, by clicking on the link below!
Of course, Kyuketu Samurai (吸血侍) ALWAYS gets ten rockets at Space Jockey Reviews! And, if only we had a meter that went further! For Kyuketu, we need more!
Rocket Rating – 10
Chris Rennirt is a movie critic and writer in Louisville, Kentucky, as well as editor in chief at Space Jockey Reviews. He has been a judge at many film festivals, including Macabre Faire Film Festival and Crimson Screen Film Fest, and he attends horror and sci-fi conventions often. Chris’ movie reviews, articles, and interviews appear in Effective Magazine and are published regularly on Space Jockey Reviews.