Vampire Jockeys

Are there vampires in Space? You bet! And they represent Space Jockey Reviews with beauty, enthusiasm, and undying lust for blood. Here, we salute their ever-exciting genesis of the horror we love–in life and movies immortal: cosmic, beautiful, and bloody!

Space Jockey Kyuketu Samurai (吸血侍) is our favorite vampire, and the undisputed Princess of Blood at Space Jockey Reviews! Gliding through the galaxy with a dangerous smile, she hunts for blood. Her powers are legendary: an immortal’s grace, a hypnotic gaze no mortal can resist, and a flair for turning the darkest night into the bloodiest, most delicious spectacle! Whether haunting a movie theater, stalking the beach at sunset (or high noon), or raising the dead with nothing but her beauty, Kyuketu Samurai is always in charge. Be warned though: one look and you may find yourself gladly under her spell. For all the latest Kyuketu Samurai articles, interviews, blood-splattered photos, videos, and more (including words of vampiric wisdom to live and die by), check out her page on Space Jockey Reviews! For more “Kuyketu Samurai in Space,” click here!

Space Jockey Lucretia is one of our many cosmic vampire jockeys. This raven-haired blood sucker from the depths of galactic darkness is just the femme fatale to get the attention of life throughout the universe. For anyone who sees her, falling under her spell is inevitable. Rather than sucking the life from her victims, she gives life, undead and immortal, to all! All hail, Lucretia, turned by Nosferatu himself, known as his favorite fledgling! And look out! Lucretia has an identical twin, with no name ever spoken! Below is a rare photo of them together. No two sisters (mortal or immortal) have ever been closer, loving each other more.

Above is another vampiric pair famous throughout the galaxy. Space Jockeys Maven and Mina are blood-sucking sirens no man (or woman) can resist–a deliciously bloody twosome and otherworldly treat at Space Jockey Reviews. Get bitten today…twice!

Featured above is Space Jockey Maven (center) with Clarise (left) and Theresa (right). Since we can never have too many vampires at Space Jockey Reviews. Silver-haired Clarise is the quiet one of the coven, right up until she smiles–by the, it’s already too late. Theresa doesn’t chase her victims; she lets them come to her, and they always do. Since we can never have too many vampires at Space Jockey Reviews, all are welcome! With Lucretia, Maven, Mina, Clarise, and Theresa onboard, our cosmic coven is legendary even in Transylvania! With this trifecta, get bitten thrice–with these beautiful biters, thrice is always better than twice!

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