Space Jockeys

The Space Jockeys boldly represent Space Jockey Reviews with glowing enthusiasm and excitement! Here, we introduce them, saluting their brave and selfless exploration of the supernova of life–the fascinating, limitless engine of ideas and wonder we call imagination! (Many more Space Jockeys are featured on the main menu. Meet them all!)

Space Jockey Akari is the assistant editor in chief at Space Jockey Reviews. Working closely with Editor in Chief Chris Rennirt, she brings the finest, most exciting content possible. Her eye for detail and quality, keeping Space Jockey Reviews (and herself) in the foreground of every event, is obvious and always welcome! Give her a red pen and watch out! Weak sentences don’t stand a chance, and typos run for cover. Need the perfect crop, the right word, or one more pass before launch? Akari is already on it, polishing every story until it shines. Editor in Chief Chris Rennirt always has the final word, but Akari makes sure it is an easy one! Always barefoot and always ready to work, Akari is second only to Chris Rennirt at SJR. What’s more is a lot! Her beauty, charisma, and infinite creativity make her the muse of many throughout the galaxy–humans and aliens alike!

Space Jockey Kim Seo-yeon (김서연) is our resident Leisure Officer and Cosmic Critic First Class, her work (and fun) is never done. From Seoul, South Korea, Seo-yeon’s job #1 is movies, movies, and more movies–and popcorn too! Whether among the stars or under the stars, Seo-Yeon is right at home, ready for adventure. Catch a movie with Seo-yeon today at Space Jockey Reviews!

Featured here are rare appearances by Space Jockey Selena–the covert operative of cosmic cinema. Finding the real Selena can be tricky business with this cloned cutie! Yes, you read that right! She clones her beautiful body as needed. No movie is hidden from this siren of cinema, this opulent operative, delving to the depths of movie-watching worlds of our star and the next!

All hail Princess Aurella Zirethia (aka Space Jockey Alia)! Long live the Venusian vixen Aurella, with her “Crown of Stars” surname! Hotter than a supernova sun, this sovereign of cinema reigns supreme wherever she goes. A beautiful blue blood, she lives a double life as a Space Jockey, ruling with one decree: “Go forth and watch movies. May your next be the best. And don’t forget the popcorn!”

Space Jockey Hoshi (aka Hoshi Yamamura) is our deep space correspondent and exoplanetary ambassador. Traveling to the farthest reaches of the galaxy and beyond, to strange new worlds, she puts her best forward (actually both feet) for Space Jockey Reviews. With over 6,400 confirmed exoplanets, with unknown numbers in the “Goldilocks” zone, Hoshi has a job never finished. With enthusiasm unmatched, she goes where no Space Jockey has gone before, with no planet or star too far. Along the way, quasars, pulsars, nebulas, and all heavenly bodies swirl in her presence, captured by her gravity! Whether light years away in the Milky Way, or at Mission Control, Space Jockey Hoshi is always in touch!

Fun Fact: Space Jockey Hoshi is also an intergalactic foot model with “The Most Beautiful Feet in the Known Universe.”  She’s also, unsurprisingly, the Space Jockey with the current record for “Most Hours Barefoot on the Job.” Never seen with a pair of shoes on, it’s no wonder. And with such beautiful feet, why wear shoes anyway?

Space Jockey Noriko is our off-world ambassador and publicity officer. Stationed at Mission Control, she travels, as needed, spreading the word about Space Jockey Reviews to every corner of the cosmos. No star system is too faint, and no movie goes unannounced on her watch. Speaking numerous languages (both human and alien), she’s a true cosmic communicator and star of the crew!

Space Jockey Mio is our ranking public relations officer at SJR Mission Control. Never camera shy, she’s always where the action is, always with the latest, always spreading the word. Finding Mio is as easy as looking behind (or in front of) any camera you see. Her name meaning “Beautiful Cherry Blossom” couldn’t describe her better. For website publicity info and more, contact Space Jockey Mio today, at SJR Mission Control!

Space Jockeys April and Shanika (below) are the ranking members of Space Traffic Control at SJR. With never a failed transmission, never steering you wrong, no feat of navigation is too much for this deep-space duo. Whether slingshotting stars or charting an interstellar course, your ship is always in good hands with April and Shanika. Stop in and meet them at Mission Control today!

Space Jockey Aeryn is one of many off-world explorers, out on assignment for extended periods, surveying the stars with charisma and curiosity. Always on the lookout for strange new worlds, Space Jockey Aeryn is our boldest, most courageous crew member!

Space Jockey Kara is our exoplanetary explorer and off-world entertainer! Traveling to the farthest reaches beyond, she seeks out intelligent life and habitable planets, wherever they are. With over 6,150 known exoplanets to date, and billions more yet undiscovered, Kara’s work is never done! Since one photo of Kara is never enough, there are more below, complete with her magical fireballs! Enjoy!

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