GABRIELLA PASTORE: Blowing Bubbles and Kicking Butt in FARE GAME!

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Space Jockey Reviews favorite Gabriella Pastore is launching rockets again, this time with her latest dark-comedy horror short, FARE GAME, written and directed by Bryan Frank! The bubble-blowing, gum-smacking, blue haired Courtney (Gabriella Pastore), complete with knee socks, retro-sneakers, and g-force personality is just the bait (and predator) for a vampire tale to see, remember…and see again! Continue reading

I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU DIE

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I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU DIE (directed by Alexandra Spieth) gets off to a promising, blood-soaked start with a hapless victim, bashed in the head repeatedly with a brick, his skull crushed to a pulp, his face no longer recognizable! With this, we know something most important in horror, fast. This one won’t skimp on the gore! Continue reading

BUGONIA

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Committed conspiracy theorist Teddy Gatz (Jesse Plemons), who works as an assembly-line packager at Auxolith Biomedical believes the company’s CEO, Michelle Fuller (Emma Stone), is an alien from the Andromeda Galaxy; he further believes Fuller to be responsible for his mother’s ill health, the decline of bees in the world, and the destruction of the human race and Earth in general. Continue reading

I KNOW EXACTLY HOW YOU DIE: Writer’s Block Leads to Bloodbaths in Latest Indie Horror from Director Alexandra Spieth

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Space Jockey Reviews is excited to post some of the first news available about I Know Exactly How You Die–the latest, dark-comedy, Indie-horror film from director Alexandra Spieth and writer Mike Corey! Continue reading

THE SUBSTANCE

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On her 50th birthday, faded celebrity Elizabeth Sparkle (Demi Moore) is fired from her long-running aerobics TV show, because, as her producer Harvey (Dennis Quaid) informs her, she’s “too old.” Devastated, she eventually… Continue reading

TOGETHER

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Along with The Ugly Stepsister, Together is easily one of the two best horror films of 2025. And while it’s one I felt compelled to write about–as a catharsis and to spread the word–it’s also one that’s difficult to review. As a movie that’s better off seen knowing little about it, I’ll do my best to both compel and recommend… Continue reading

BAD MILO!

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Have you ever wished that something would eliminate all the causes of all your stress, quickly and efficiently? What if whatever needed to be done was achieved leaving you responsible for nothing? What if that “something” had to be a monster? Continue reading

The Ugly Stepsister

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According to Google, there are “hundreds, possibly over a thousand” versions of the Cinderella fairytale worldwide, both written and spoken….Now, in 2025, we have a new, most unique addition to the worldwide collective of Cinderella folklore. From Norway, it’s a live-action movie titled The Ugly Stepsister…and it’s surely the most violent, gory and truly horrifying of all! And what an awesome thing that is!

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Anything for Jackson

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“It’s another demonic possession movie”…again!  Yes!  So, this review starts the same as the last, for another movie about Satan and biblical ends of the world. But unlike others I’ve seen, this one offers, with all its similarities, something refreshingly different. Continue reading

Dead Hooker in a Trunk

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Yes! I admit it.  I just got around to watching Dead Hooker in a Trunk.  Believe it or not, it’s true.  How could you possibly wait so long, you ask?  Twelve years to be exact?  The answer is… Continue reading

THE HUNT: “Fair and Balanced” Political Satire for the Times

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It is almost amazing that a movie about warring conservatives and liberals would be made during such volatile political times.  Perhaps now, as things are worse than ever, such a movie wouldn’t be made; perhaps a bit earlier was just… Continue reading

DEAD MARY

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Some of the best horror films are those in which the monsters are the people around us, our friends and family, and anyone but the obvious, overt physical monsters we expect.  These monsters look just like our friends, relatives… Continue reading

THE DEADLY SPAWN

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There’s nothing like a good B-grade sci-fi/horror flick from the 80s!  Yes!  From bygone times comes the best in practical monster effects, no-holds-barred guts and gore, and a charm to it all that never gets old… Continue reading

Make a Wish

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If you could have your choice of any birthday gift, what would it be?  A diamond ring, a pearl necklace, tickets to your favorite vacation spot, a car, or any of the other usual, popular choices?  Or, being honest, would it be something totally different!  Could it, perhaps, be… Continue reading

The VelociPastor: A Man of the Claw

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Get your pickaxes poised!  A man of the cloth turns Jurassic in Wild Eye Releasing’s The VelociPastor, written and directed by Brendan Steere! What’s it all about? After a devastating family tragedy, a priest travels to China to find deeper spirituality, but instead is endowed with… Continue reading

Yoga Hosers

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What do you get when two teenage yoga enthusiasts (Lily-Rose Depp and Harley Quinn Smith) join forces with a legendary man hunter (Johnny Depp) to fight Nazi minions made of bratwurst, in The Great White North?  You get Yoga Hosers… Continue reading

Thirty Proof Coil

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Thirty Proof Coil (from writer/director Will Schmeckpeper) begins with a foreboding fish in a bowl, cutting to close-ups of a woman’s bare feet, as she scurries from room to room in a house.  Blue jean shorts and a midriff-baring top reveal more.  Soon enough… Continue reading

Dorchester’s Revenge: The Return of Crinoline Head

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“Excuse me! What the f#@&k is a crinoline head?” Good f#@&ing question, Janet! That’s exactly what the f#@&k I asked when I saw the first Crinoline Head movie, back in 1996. (Just kidding; it was last week, really.) But, seriously! Crinoline Head… Continue reading

Motivational Growth: “The Mold Knows”

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A new trailer has been launched for Don Thacker’s sleeper festival-hit Motivational Growth (starring genre-legend Jeffrey Combs). What’s it all about? Ian Foliver (Adrian DiGiovanni), a depressed and reclusive man in his 30s, finds himself… Continue reading

The Cabin in the Woods

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What do you get when you combine all of the monsters and horror clichés in history with five coeds out for a weekend of fun, putting them all, neatly, into one ninety-minute movie? You get The Cabin in the Woods… Continue reading

Re-Animator: The Anatomy of a Classic

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If Dr. Gruber only knew the cult favorite he started back in 1985, being the guinea pig for that glowing, now-famous antidote for death. Yes! Who can forget the screaming Dr. Gruber, with eyes bulging, his eyes spraying blood, heralding the carnage to come? Continue reading

No Pets Allowed

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I remember wanting many pets, as a child.  I’ve always been quite the animal lover, and luckily my parents indulged me with most of what I wanted; I had fish, birds, salamanders, hermit crabs, and, of course, a dog.  I even had… Continue reading

Dissecting Cinema: Thankskilling

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In this episode of Dissecting Cinema, Chris Rennirt, Zena S. Dixon, and guest Shardae review ThanksKilling–the only known holiday slasher with a serial-killing turkey, unlike any you’ve seen (or eaten) before!  Yes, this lesser-known butterball is one well worth carving … Continue reading

The 28th Day: The Wrath of Steph

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The first thing that makes any movie better than the others is something that sets it apart from the others. The 28th Day: The Wrath of Steph has promise from the start, with a premise like no other seen before at Space Jockey Reviews! Continue reading

Crying Wolf – “An Extraordinary Tail”

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“From the Director of DeadTime and Zombie Harvest comes Crying Wolf! They’re hungry, hairy and ready to hunt you down! The comedy horror Crying Wolf tells the story of strange and weird goings on in a little English village called … Continue reading