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No way! Stop the presses! NASA’s Hubble Telescope has detected a supermassive black hole that defies existing theoretical models and general relativity! The black hole is located in a “jellyfish”-like galaxy known as ESO 137-001 – a galaxy with… Continue reading
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While Space Jockey Reviews planned to spread more bloody-good news about Rabid (2019), we now have some not-so-good news. Recently, Twisted Twins Jen & Sylvia Soska were suspended from Twitter for simply posting images from their upcoming film. Continue reading
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The countdown is over! The fourth single from Sir John Paul’s debut has just launched at Space Jockey Reviews, and all systems are go! Yes! Yet another superstellar achievement on Earth has made exceptions to the rules at SJR! Continue reading
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Space Jockey Reviews’ rockets are ready to launch for Rabid (2019) – the latest bloody feature directed and cowritten by the horror-production duo Jen & Sylvia Soska of tWIStED tWIN,S PRODUCtIONS. Continue reading
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Almost as a rule, I review only films in the genres of horror, science fiction and fantasy, as well as what we deem, with our discretion, real-world horror. The Eagle Huntress (2016, directed by Otto Bell) is none of those genres, not in the very least. It is, however… Continue reading
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Hailing all explorers of out-of-this-world cinema! Space Jockey Reviews’ radar recently picked up transmissions hot off the intergalactic presses. Shooting to top priority here at mission control is a new film in the works by director/writer Steve Squall, from Louisville, Kentucky… Continue reading
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Just as incest, abuse and abandonment are real-world horrors, so is Julia 17–a surreal, stream-of-consciousness mind trip, where images and events flow as dreams, or sometimes as nightmares. But, Julia’s nightmares… Continue reading
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It’s back! Yes! Effective Magazine is back with issue #27, this time with cover girl and feature talent Kim Avvy (with awesome photos by Sinzia Photography). Editor Lien Mya Nguyen has brought the cutting-edge artist/entertainment magazine back with… Continue reading
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With earplugs in hand, I went to watch Stephen King’s It (2017’s remake of the original 1990 cult classic – a fact that surprisingly a lot of people around me do not know!). I had been traumatized by the movie once when I was a child (not remembering much except for the creepy clown sneaking children into underground pipes)… Continue reading
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Is the sound of peeling a tangerine like the sound of peeling flesh from a body? Does the fascia beneath release its dermal layer, as a fruity metaphor, resisting hopelessly, succumbing soon enough? Continue reading
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One of the most important elements any horror film can have is atmosphere–a dominant mood, emotional tone, or environment that surrounds and envelops us as viewers, making us feel that we are a part of it all as we watch. Continue reading
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I have used the word “visceral” to describe many horror films fully deserving the term’s meanings: “1. felt in or as if in the internal organs of the body, 2. of, relating to, or located on or among the body organs.” However, NEVER, before The Autopsy of Jane Doe, have I seen a movie so truly… Continue reading
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Tony (written and directed by Gerard Johnson) is a movie exactly about what it is sometimes subtitled–a “London Serial Killer”–ironically, far from the banality implied. As the tagline says, “It’s always the quiet ones.” Yes! If ever there was a misfit man who could be a killer, flaunting his psycho profile to the world, all the while looking utterly harmless, it would be a man like Tony… Continue reading
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A blurr of lights focus to a cityscape, a black-gloved hand slides across a metal railing, and a wanted poster features a sketch and photo of a dark-haired beauty. Emerging from the night is the female of fatal pulchritude herself–a sleek, ivory-skinned siren, in a floor-length trench coat and skin-tight leather. Continue reading
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I have never been abused. Thank God and whoever else for that! However, I have often wondered how my life might be different had I been so unfortunate. I have wondered how horrors inflicted upon me by a monster (of the human kind) could have made a monster of me… Continue reading
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I have read articles and participated in discussions comparing Event Horizon (1997) to Hellraiser (1988) and vice versa, more than a few times. The similarities are obvious, although some say it’s like comparing the proverbial apples and oranges. Some say the fact that Hellraiser came first… Continue reading
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I’ve always liked that quote from Dante Alighieri’s epic poem, The Divine Comedy. I’ve always wanted to use it as the prelude to a movie review. However, previously, I hadn’t found just the right movie deserving of it’s message. Finally, VooDoo is that movie. Continue reading
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What do you get when two teenage yoga enthusiasts (Lily-Rose Depp and Harley Quinn Smith) join forces with a legendary man hunter (Johnny Depp) to fight Nazi minions made of bratwurst, in The Great White North? You get Yoga Hosers… Continue reading
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I always love a good found-footage horror film. However, finding a good one is not so easy these days. Since the first mainstream example in the genre–The Blair Witch Project in 1999–such a film with anything original and different to offer is about as easy as finding a new way to spell horror. Continue reading
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The Devil’s Rock begins at night, June 5th 1944, as the camera pans down from a moonlit sky, to the waters of the English Channel. Two men are paddling, in their kayak, to the shore of Forau Island, five miles Northeast of Guernsey. It’s the eve of D-Day, and Allied commandos Captain Ben Grogan (Craig Hall) and Sergeant Joseph Tane (Karlos Drinkwater) have orders to destroy… Continue reading
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Enter Nowhere (the supernatural thriller/mystery from director Jack Heller) is the story of three people who find themselves lost in the same unknown place, in a wooded area, near a ramshackle cabin in the woods. Every attempt to escape the cabin, trekking in a seemingly straight line away from it, only leads back to it again… Continue reading
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Is depression horror? Absolutely, yes! It’s what Space Jockey Reviews calls real-world horror. According to the World Health Organization (WHO), 350 million people worldwide suffer from depression. Twenty-five million Americans suffer from depression each year, and… Continue reading
I am a member of over a dozen Facebook horror groups…and I am very happy to be a member of each one. The groups are great places for horror lovers of all kinds, from everywhere on the planet, to share opinions, ideas and, of course, photos about everything related to horror cinema… Continue reading
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Thirty Proof Coil (from writer/director Will Schmeckpeper) begins with a foreboding fish in a bowl, cutting to close-ups of a woman’s bare feet, as she scurries from room to room in a house. Blue jean shorts and a midriff-baring top reveal more. Soon enough… Continue reading
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In my time reviewing movies over the years, a huge question has continued to puzzle me; it is one now screaming for an answer. It is a question for the countless crews of directors, producers, actors, cinematographers, special effects artists, music composers, set designers, choreographers, boom operators, best boys and girls, on down the list of credits for any independent film. Continue reading
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The Monster (written and directed by Bryan Bertino) is the story of a divorced mother and her daughter, both of whom hate one another, at least in the ways they express their feelings outwardly. Kathy (Zoe Kazan) is a woman who is mostly a piece-of-crap drug addict, alcoholic, and child abuser who… Continue reading
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Zombie films are too numerous to count, biting flesh from the living and eating brains in every way possible. Even zombie love stories are common now. I’m thinking of movies such as Warm Bodies, Zombie Honeymoon, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Life After Beth, Maggie, and the list goes on. However… Continue reading
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The list of movies about college coeds trekking into jungles to be eaten by cannibals is long and bloody. Littering the genre are decades of body parts, entrails and gore, filling a gratuitous but necessary niche… Continue reading
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In my years watching horror films, I’ve accumulated a book’s worth of advice for surviving one. Yes! Life in a horror movie is a close call at death every minute. Arteries are cut, necks are broken, bodies are eviscerated… Continue reading