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Movies that tell a story without words are some of the most powerful. Because there are no words, the visual palate of the film must paint its imagery all the more vividly in the mind of the viewer. Crestfallen is just such a movie that… Continue reading
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More and more often, I find short films that truly deserve a full review, alongside any of the most mainstream movies out there. The Guest is just such a movie that deserves its very own cinema showcase here on Space Jockey Reviews… Continue reading
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Some movies are what we call “horror” because they include monsters that are make-believe, existing only on film or in nightmares. Some movies are “horror” because they are based on real people (or their types) who very much exist in the real world. Lightning Bug is… Continue reading
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Yes, it’s another “It” movie! And it’s a welcome addition to the list of 50s sci-fi favorites! “It” comes from outer space, even before the opening titles, as a bullet-shaped fireball, with sparks flying, on a crash course for Earth. Continue reading
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Rachel Marks is the type of girl who makes most men wish (just for a moment) that they had a psychopathic, sadomasochistic, knife-wielding femme fatale for a stalker. She’s beautiful, blond, buxom, vivacious, spunky, sexy, happy, and always smiling. Continue reading
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As Grave Encounters begins, a TV producer is being interviewed about a program that’s about to air. He’s speaking very seriously, letting us know that, despite our doubts, this is the real deal, exactly as it was found… Continue reading
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These news rockets didn’t fly long enough to leave a vapor trail before being posted. This is the stuff I wait for every day. The extended IMAX trailer is first, and it looks awesome! I haven’t had time to process … Continue reading
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Dark House begins with three young girls riding bikes down a street that could be anywhere, towards a house you wouldn’t find anywhere. The house is gaudy, Victorian, and more odd than scary, until we hear a scream from within! Inside the house… Continue reading
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A voyeuristic journey into a house and through a hallway leads us closer to a female voice in the distance. The voice, we see, is from a barefoot girl talking on the phone and painting her toes. She’s happy, carefree, and relaxed, as if nothing but the next social event is on her mind. Continue reading
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Primal opens 12,000 years in the past with an aboriginal Australian, painting unknown figures on the side of a mountain. We get no clue about who he is or why he’s there; we only know, from foreboding peeping-tom perspectives… Continue reading
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If a man is scared to death of water, he should probably stay out of the ocean. If he’s scared to death of water, and he’s having an affair with a woman, he should probably not get on a boat with the woman and her husband… Continue reading
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Imagine what you would do if someone offered to resurrect a loved one from the dead, even for a few days, to wrap up loose ends, and say goodbye one last time. I know you’re thinking, “Of course, that’s ridiculous!” or something very similar. However… Continue reading
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If I had only watched the trailer for Left Bank, I would have thought it was a fast-paced, action-packed special-effects-laiden horror film, possibly like the critics’ blurbs written on the DVD cover. Combining the two together, I might have even imagined… Continue reading
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If you’re one of the few who’s never seen Alien, read no more than this paragraph. I wouldn’t want to spoil a classic waiting to be seen. However, if you have seen it, you may be interested in my take on a movie that affected me like no other… Continue reading
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The setting is a wooded area, with nothing out of the ordinary—that is, until something very out of the ordinary runs by. Even if we know nothing about the movie, we know it’s not human. Out of a van scramble three men looking to… Continue reading
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An Egyptian sarcophagus is found hidden in the back of a large storage room at the Louvre. As experts begin their examination of the remains within, strange events begin to plague the museum and the surrounding neighborhood. Continue reading
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I always give an extra rocket to any movie with a title that makes me curious enough to watch it, when I might not have otherwise. Farmhouse is just such a generic title that would offer almost too much to the imagination with most genres. Continue reading
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Tokyo Gore Police is so graphic in so many ways that I at first edited my original review in order to make it decent for the general public. But then, after careful (or perhaps careless) consideration and unnecessary honesty, I decided to… Continue reading
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The Bunker is about a group of WWII German soldiers who take refuge from advancing Allied troops in a bunker haunted by their own personal demons of war. It’s an ultimate example of bad karma, with victims of war crimes coming back around to victimize their killers… Continue reading
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A veteran group of battle-hardened mercenaries are hired to lead a scientist into the remains of a World War II German bunker. Little do they know, but the money couldn’t come close to the price they’ll pay for doing the job. Inside the bunker… Continue reading
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Frostbitten is a Swedish-made horror movie about vampires with a Nazi SS bloodline. Yes, you heard that right–Nazi SS vampires! What a combination of the most overdone villains in movie history, you think? Well, wait! This dynamic duo of darkness… Continue reading
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A British platoon out for an evening of routine war games gets more than they bargained for after finding the shredded remains of a nearby special operations team. The soldiers soon become bait for a perturbed pack of 8-foot, hungry, upright-walking lycanthropes… Continue reading
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Five Across the Eyes is a truly horrible movie. However, before you interpret that, stop and think. Shouldn’t all good horror movies be horrible? Continue reading
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Scarce is the story of three guys, traveling across country, who get lost and wind up in hillbilly hell. You might already be saying, “Okay, I’ve seen this before.” But wait! This one… Continue reading
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I have read reviews that praise Laid to Rest as one of the best movies of its kind, while I have also read those that condemn it as one of the worst. Ultimately, with this movie most especially, it’s all about what exactly one expects from a slasher film. Continue reading