Thoughts and Theories I Had While Watching Stephen King’s IT (2017)

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With earplugs in hand, I went to watch Stephen King’s It (2017’s remake of the original 1990 cult classic – a fact that surprisingly a lot of people around me do not know!). I had been traumatized by the movie once when I was a child (not remembering much except for the creepy clown sneaking children into underground pipes)… Continue reading

Uninvited

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One of the most important elements any horror film can have is atmosphere–a dominant mood, emotional tone, or environment that surrounds and envelops us as viewers, making us feel that we are a part of it all as we watch. Continue reading

The Autopsy of Jane Doe

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I have used the word “visceral” to describe many horror films fully deserving the term’s meanings: “1. felt in or as if in the internal organs of the body, 2. of, relating to, or located on or among the body organs.”  However, NEVER, before The Autopsy of Jane Doe, have I seen a movie so truly… Continue reading

Tony

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Tony (written and directed by Gerard Johnson) is a movie exactly about what it is sometimes subtitled–a “London Serial Killer”–ironically, far from the banality implied.  As the tagline says, “It’s always the quiet ones.”  Yes!  If ever there was a misfit man who could be a killer, flaunting his psycho profile to the world, all the while looking utterly harmless, it would be a man like Tony… Continue reading

Seize the Night

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A blurr of lights focus to a cityscape, a black-gloved hand slides across a metal railing, and a wanted poster features a sketch and photo of a dark-haired beauty.  Emerging from the night is the female of fatal pulchritude herself–a sleek, ivory-skinned siren, in a floor-length trench coat and skin-tight leather. Continue reading

Bethany

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I have never been abused.  Thank God and whoever else for that!  However, I have often wondered how my life might be different had I been so unfortunate.  I have wondered how horrors inflicted upon me by a monster (of the human kind) could have made a monster of me… Continue reading

Hellraiser vs. Event Horizon: Liberate Tutamet Ex Inferis

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I have read articles and participated in discussions comparing Event Horizon (1997) to Hellraiser (1988) and vice versa, more than a few times.  The similarities are obvious, although some say it’s like comparing the proverbial apples and oranges.  Some say the fact that Hellraiser came first… Continue reading

VooDoo

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I’ve always liked that quote from Dante Alighieri’s epic poem, The Divine Comedy.  I’ve always wanted to use it as the prelude to a movie review.  However, previously, I hadn’t found just the right movie deserving of it’s message.  Finally, VooDoo is that movie. Continue reading

Yoga Hosers

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What do you get when two teenage yoga enthusiasts (Lily-Rose Depp and Harley Quinn Smith) join forces with a legendary man hunter (Johnny Depp) to fight Nazi minions made of bratwurst, in The Great White North?  You get Yoga Hosers… Continue reading

The Dark Tapes

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I always love a good found-footage horror film.  However, finding a good one is not so easy these days.  Since the first mainstream example in the genre–The Blair Witch Project in 1999–such a film with anything original and different to offer is about as easy as finding a new way to spell horror. Continue reading

The Devil’s Rock

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The Devil’s Rock begins at night, June 5th 1944, as the camera pans down from a moonlit sky, to the waters of the English Channel.  Two men are paddling, in their kayak, to the shore of Forau Island, five miles Northeast of Guernsey.  It’s the eve of D-Day, and Allied commandos Captain Ben Grogan (Craig Hall) and Sergeant Joseph Tane (Karlos Drinkwater) have orders to destroy… Continue reading

Enter Nowhere

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Enter Nowhere (the supernatural thriller/mystery from director Jack Heller) is the story of three people who find themselves lost in the same unknown place, in a wooded area, near a ramshackle cabin in the woods.  Every attempt to escape the cabin, trekking in a seemingly straight line away from it, only leads back to it again… Continue reading

Lone

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Is depression horror?  Absolutely, yes!  It’s what Space Jockey Reviews calls real-world horror.  According to the World Health Organization (WHO), 350 million people worldwide suffer from depression. Twenty-five million Americans suffer from depression each year, and… Continue reading

What’s Up With Facebook Horror Groups?

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I am a member of over a dozen Facebook horror groups…and I am very happy to be a member of each one.  The groups are great places for horror lovers of all kinds, from everywhere on the planet, to share opinions, ideas and, of course, photos about everything related to horror cinema… Continue reading

Thirty Proof Coil

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Thirty Proof Coil (from writer/director Will Schmeckpeper) begins with a foreboding fish in a bowl, cutting to close-ups of a woman’s bare feet, as she scurries from room to room in a house.  Blue jean shorts and a midriff-baring top reveal more.  Soon enough… Continue reading

Publicity? Who Cares?

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In my time reviewing movies over the years, a huge question has continued to puzzle me; it is one now screaming for an answer. It is a question for the countless crews of directors, producers, actors, cinematographers, special effects artists, music composers, set designers, choreographers, boom operators, best boys and girls, on down the list of credits for any independent film. Continue reading

The Monster

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The Monster (written and directed by Bryan Bertino) is the story of a divorced mother and her daughter, both of whom hate one another, at least in the ways they express their feelings outwardly.  Kathy (Zoe Kazan) is a woman who is mostly a piece-of-crap drug addict, alcoholic, and child abuser who… Continue reading

Return of the Living Dead 3: First-Time Fidelity, Love, Masochism, and More

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Zombie films are too numerous to count, biting flesh from the living and eating brains in every way possible.  Even zombie love stories are common now.  I’m thinking of movies such as Warm Bodies, Zombie Honeymoon, Pride and Prejudice and Zombies, Life After Beth, Maggie, and the list goes on.  However… Continue reading

How to Survive a Horror Film

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In my years watching horror films, I’ve accumulated a book’s worth of advice for surviving one.  Yes!  Life in a horror movie is a close call at death every minute.  Arteries are cut, necks are broken, bodies are eviscerated… Continue reading

The Hallow

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If ever you move into a small community in the countryside, and the locals are unfriendly, telling you that the woods nearby are haunted or filled with monsters, leave immediately!  Yes!  No matter how quaint and cozy the place looks, no matter how well-manicured and green those pastures are (especially if it’s someplace in Europe, with thousands of years of history), believe the scary backwoods tales and legends you hear. Continue reading

Lonely Holidays

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Wouldn’t you love to have some company for the holidays?  Wouldn’t you like to receive the perfect gift from your special someone?  Wait!  Before you say yes, turn on your brain and think.  Who is it?  How long have you known the person?  Are there safer ways to go about meeting people, and better places to do it? Continue reading

The Scariest Movie Monster

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I am often asked who I think is the “scariest” of movie monsters.  It’s a clichéd question, dragged through the blood of and gore of movie-loving minds the world over.  Sometimes the answer is impulsive and easy, as it should be; other times, with more thought and criteria, and the need to justify, it’s not so easy at all. Continue reading

SARGAD (Wounded): Bloody Horror From Sarah Giercksky

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Rockets are rumbling and ready to launch at Space Jockey Reviews, with the latest news from Sweden!  Sargad (Wounded)–the first feature horror film from from the beautiful, ultra-talented Sarah Giercksky (and Bloody Fierce Productions)–is coming to DVD in 2017, making news at light speed! Continue reading