Seize the Night

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A blurr of lights focus to a cityscape, a black-gloved hand slides across a metal railing, and a wanted poster features a sketch and photo of a dark-haired beauty.  Emerging from the night is the female of fatal pulchritude herself–a … Continue reading

Bethany

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I have never been abused.  Thank God and whoever else for that!  However, I have often wondered how my life might be different had I been so unfortunate.  I have wondered how horrors inflicted upon me by a monster (of … Continue reading

Hellraiser vs. Event Horizon: Liberate Tutamet Ex Inferis

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I have read articles and participated in discussions comparing Event Horizon (1997) to Hellraiser (1988) and vice versa, more than a few times.  The similarities are obvious, although some say it’s like comparing the proverbial apples and oranges.  Some say the fact that Hellraiser came first… Continue reading

VooDoo

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I’ve always liked that quote from Dante Alighieri’s epic poem, The Divine Comedy.  I’ve always wanted to use it as the prelude to a movie review.  However, previously, I hadn’t found just the right movie deserving of it’s message.  Finally, VooDoo is that movie. Continue reading

Yoga Hosers

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What do you get when two teenage yoga enthusiasts (Lily-Rose Depp and Harley Quinn Smith) join forces with a legendary man hunter (Johnny Depp) to fight Nazi minions made of bratwurst, in The Great White North?  You get Yoga Hosers, … Continue reading

The Dark Tapes

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I always love a good found-footage horror film.  However, finding a good one is not so easy these days.  Since the first mainstream example in the genre–The Blair Witch Project in 1999–such a film with anything original and different to … Continue reading

Enter Nowhere

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Enter Nowhere (the supernatural thriller/mystery from director Jack Heller) is the story of three people who find themselves lost in the same unknown place, in a wooded area, near a ramshackle cabin in the woods.  Every attempt to escape the … Continue reading

Lone

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Is depression horror?  Absolutely, yes!  It’s what Space Jockey Reviews calls real-world horror.  According to the World Health Organization (WHO), 350 million people worldwide suffer from depression. Twenty-five million Americans suffer from depression each year, and… Continue reading

Thirty Proof Coil

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Thirty Proof Coil (from writer/director Will Schmeckpeper) begins with a foreboding fish in a bowl, cutting to close-ups of a woman’s bare feet, as she scurries from room to room in a house.  Blue jean shorts and a midriff-baring top … Continue reading

Publicity? Who Cares?

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In my time reviewing movies over the years, a huge question has continued to puzzle me; it is one now screaming for an answer.  It is a question for the countless crews of directors, producers, actors, cinematographers, special effects artists, … Continue reading

The Monster

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The Monster (written and directed by Bryan Bertino) is the story of a divorced mother and her daughter, both of whom hate one another, at least in the ways they express their feelings outwardly.  Kathy (Zoe Kazan) is a woman … Continue reading

Return of the Living Dead 3: First-Time Fidelity, Love, Masochism, and More

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Zombie films are too numerous to count, biting flesh from the living and eating brains in every way possible.  Even zombie love stories are common now.  I’m thinking of movies such as Warm Bodies, Zombie Honeymoon, Pride and Prejudice and … Continue reading

How to Survive a Horror Film

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In my years watching horror films, I’ve accumulated a book’s worth of advice for surviving one.  Yes!  Life in a horror movie is a close call at death every minute.  Arteries are cut, necks are broken, bodies are eviscerated… Continue reading

The Hallow

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If ever you move into a small community in the countryside, and the locals are unfriendly, telling you that the woods nearby are haunted or filled with monsters, leave immediately!  Yes!  No matter how quaint and cozy the place looks, … Continue reading

Lonely Holidays

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Wouldn’t you love to have some company for the holidays?  Wouldn’t you like to receive the perfect gift from your special someone?  Wait!  Before you say yes, turn on your brain and think.  Who is it?  How long have you … Continue reading

The Scariest Movie Monster

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I am often asked who I think is the “scariest” of movie monsters.  Yes!  It’s a clichéd question, dragged through the blood of and gore of movie-loving minds the world over… Continue reading

SARGAD (Wounded): Bloody Horror From Sarah Giercksky

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Rockets are rumbling and ready to launch at Space Jockey Reviews, with the latest news from Sweden!  Sargad (Wounded)–the first feature horror film from from the beautiful, ultra-talented Sarah Giercksky (and Bloody Fierce Productions)–is coming to DVD in 2017, making … Continue reading

10 Cloverfield Lane

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Recently, on a weekend night at Walmart, in a one of those big, bargain movie bins (the one’s that have movies overflowing to the top, spilling onto the floor as you try to find the one you want), I found … Continue reading

Marvelous Mandy

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Marvelous Mandy (directed by Chase Dudley, written by Brentt Slabchuck) is the story of a mentally-deranged woman named Mandy (Paula Marcenaro Solinger) who suffers from an inability to perceive and/or accept her life as it is.  Rather than accept reality, … Continue reading