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What do you get when you combine all of the monsters and horror clichés in history with five coeds out for a weekend of fun, putting them all, neatly, into one ninety-minute movie? You get The Cabin in the Woods… Continue reading
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The year is 1235 A.D. Three women accused of practicing witchcraft are herded like animals to the side of a bridge, where they are told, by a priest, to confess their crimes of consorting with the Devil. Are they real witches, or are they innocent victims of religion gone wild? Continue reading
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How many times have you driven down the road, listening to your favorite song, and suddenly couldn’t find something you need? Worse yet, you realized it was lost? Too many times to count is the answer from most of us. Anything from a prized… Continue reading
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When true love happens, it happens big–one way or another! That’s why the arrival of not one but two trailers for the latest Space Jockey Reviews production, Undying Love for You, is not surprising–but instead, an equally huge event anywhere in the solar system! Continue reading
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Yes! Rockets are ready to launch again at Space Jockey Reviews! What’s all the intergalactic glitz about? Kelsey Zukowski’s latest movie Within These Walls, that’s what! Continue reading
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Suppose the Grim Reaper, besides being the harvester of human souls, was just like anybody else; suppose he otherwise had a “normal” life like the rest of us, complete with familial issues and fatherhood frustrations galore. Continue reading
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When I first heard that Evil Dead was being done again, I thought, like so many others, “Not another unneeded remake of a movie that’s already a classic—and better yet, just fine as it is.” However, with great skepticism and hope… Continue reading
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With a distinct, most appropriate Rod Serling style he said, inflecting just the right words, in just the righ way: “Here’s a tale from beyond that Space Jockey Reviews has watched since it was…but a premonition, a mere mystery of … Continue reading
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Alter egos can be the damndest things! The person (or, in this case, the thing) our subconscious secretly wants to be can be the most dangerous and self-destructive of things, as well–a mystery that pursues our dreams… Continue reading
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No, it’s not Halloween, but, who cares? When Ms. Monster’s the feature, it’s “Happy Halloween” every day! No, you’ll never forget her, after seeing her just once! “What’s to remember? What’s not to forget? Lots! Take a look, and you’ll … Continue reading
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Raven’s Hollow is a great short film sent to me just in time for Halloween! Even though it’s animated, it loses none of the scary effects needed for the season. Everything about it makes it (rather than just memorable) something that could even become a Halloween tradition… Continue reading
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I’ve always been a fan of found-footage movies. When done well, they assault our senses, unlike any subjective, staged narrative ever could. They create fear that is real, because it occurs in situations that could happen to any of us, … Continue reading
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A seemingly ordinary man checks into a hotel, unconcerned about the new amenities, or anything described by the clerk. The hotel is upscale and obviously expensive. The clerk remembers him well, so we know he’s been… Continue reading
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Back in May, Space Jockey Reviews featured and reviewed a spectacular short horror film called Mama. At the time, the word was that Guillermo del Toro was in negotiations to produce a full-length horror feature for Universal Pictures, based on the same short film. I am happy to say that little more than three months later… Continue reading
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Yes, I know this is a movie review website, but I just had to make a small exception for this awesome artist and gorgeous girl of goth–Miss FD! Besides, her music video has everything to make an exception that…well…isn’t really … Continue reading
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Short horror films have the extra difficult job of becoming horrific within a much smaller amount of time, without seeming contrived, forced, or hurried. On top of all else, to be really good, they must develop the characters and make them believable; they must also establish, if not a full plot, at least something that makes the short experience still worth the viewer’s time. Continue reading
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Hannah Jinx (aka Hannah Minx) stars in the new movie The Devil’s Carnival! For those of you who don’t know Hannah, she’s the raven-haired video vixen of YouTube fame–doubling as the teacher of Japanese language lessons; no one ever complains … Continue reading
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As Grave Encounters begins, a TV producer is being interviewed about a program that’s about to air. He’s speaking very seriously, letting us know that, despite our doubts, this is the real deal, exactly as it was found… Continue reading
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Dark House begins with three young girls riding bikes down a street that could be anywhere, towards a house you wouldn’t find anywhere. The house is gaudy, Victorian, and more odd than scary, until we hear a scream from within! Inside the house… Continue reading
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If a man is scared to death of water, he should probably stay out of the ocean. If he’s scared to death of water, and he’s having an affair with a woman, he should probably not get on a boat with the woman and her husband… Continue reading
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Imagine what you would do if someone offered to resurrect a loved one from the dead, even for a few days, to wrap up loose ends, and say goodbye one last time. I know you’re thinking, “Of course, that’s ridiculous!” or something very similar. However… Continue reading
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If I had only watched the trailer for Left Bank, I would have thought it was a fast-paced, action-packed special-effects-laiden horror film, possibly like the critics’ blurbs written on the DVD cover. Combining the two together, I might have even imagined… Continue reading
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I always give an extra rocket to any movie with a title that makes me curious enough to watch it, when I might not have otherwise. Farmhouse is just such a generic title that would offer almost too much to the imagination with most genres. Continue reading