THE SUBSTANCE

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On her 50th birthday, faded celebrity Elizabeth Sparkle (Demi Moore) is fired from her long-running aerobics TV show, because, as her producer Harvey (Dennis Quaid) informs her, she’s “too old.” Devastated, she eventually… Continue reading

THE VOID

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Something terrible is happening.  A dead body lies in a hallway, a black triangle is painted on a door, and a woman screams.  Running from the house, she is shot.  Doused with gasoline, while still alive, begging for her life, the woman is set afire… Continue reading

Jen & Sylvia Soska Get Suspended from Twitter for Posting Images from Rabid Remake

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While Space Jockey Reviews planned to spread more bloody-good news about Rabid (2019), we now have some not-so-good news.  Recently, Twisted Twins Jen & Sylvia Soska were suspended from Twitter for simply posting images from their upcoming film. Continue reading

Lonely Holidays

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Wouldn’t you love to have some company for the holidays?  Wouldn’t you like to receive the perfect gift from your special someone?  Wait!  Before you say yes, turn on your brain and think.  Who is it?  How long have you known the person?  Are there safer ways to go about meeting people, and better places to do it? Continue reading

The Cabin in the Woods

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What do you get when you combine all of the monsters and horror clichés in history with five coeds out for a weekend of fun, putting them all, neatly, into one ninety-minute movie? You get The Cabin in the Woods… Continue reading

Re-Animator: The Anatomy of a Classic

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If Dr. Gruber only knew the cult favorite he started back in 1985, being the guinea pig for that glowing, now-famous antidote for death. Yes! Who can forget the screaming Dr. Gruber, with eyes bulging, his eyes spraying blood, heralding the carnage to come? Continue reading

No Pets Allowed

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I remember wanting many pets, as a child.  I’ve always been quite the animal lover, and luckily my parents indulged me with most of what I wanted; I had fish, birds, salamanders, hermit crabs, and, of course, a dog.  I even had… Continue reading

Dissecting Cinema: Faceless

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Are you ready for a movie-reviewing duo second to none? Of course you are! So, whatever you do, don’t miss Dissecting Cinema with Chris Rennirt and Zena S. Dixon! First up for dissection is Jess Franco’s Faceless. Yes! Sharpen your … Continue reading

GUT

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How much (or how little) does it take to push you to the extremes of who you are? How many unknown places within yourself still exist? How much might you be deluding yourself answering those questions now, taking too much credit for being “normal”? Continue reading

The Mockingbird

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If you suddenly needed to care, selflessly, for another—a family member, or perhaps even a sibling who had once cared for you—giving up most of your life in the process, could you do it? Could you return, repay, or at least, “mock” the kindness given to you? Before you say yes… Continue reading

ORAL FIXATION

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Rachel Marks is the type of girl who makes most men wish (just for a moment) that they had a psychopathic, sadomasochistic, knife-wielding femme fatale for a stalker.  She’s beautiful, blond, buxom, vivacious, spunky, sexy, happy, and always smiling. Continue reading