There are some out-of-this world things that are like an event horizon on the edge of a quantum singularity.  They create force from which even light cannot escape. They cause Space Jockey Reviews to stop whatever it’s doing and post a feature faster than an electron orbits an atom. Theresa Plappert as Miss Kitka (in the upcoming movie Billy Inaction) is just such an out-of-this world femme fatale that makes Space Jockey rockets change course in a flash!

In case you missed it earlier, here’s the description of Theresa’s character, Miss Kitka: “Dangerous and beautiful, Miss Kitka, the world’s foremost female Russian assassin plays all angles. Hired by Rocko Jerome to handle some loose ends, not even Kitka could foresee whose side she’ll be on when the last body drops.”  Since I couldn’t have said that better, I never try. 😀

However, what I have said before, I will say again: “Female Russian spies are invariably sexy.  Are there any exceptions here?  Absolutely not!  Theresa Plappert as Miss Kitka already has the part nailed to perfection with her appearance alone.  From here, it can only get much better!” ~ Chris Rennirt, saying what he often says about Miss Kitka…again!

The real treat of this post, the real nucleus in the atom, is the new Billy Inaction TV spot called “ASSASSIN” featuring, of course, the ever-beautiful Theresa Plappert as Miss Kitka. In this teaser, we see the sleek, one-eyed assassin kicking butt in full superhero style. Sporting a shiny butt-kicking suit with a laser eyepatch, she wields all manner of knives, guns, swords and sundry weapons–a Cat Man-Do Saurai Sword, a Russian Makarov Pistol, and yes, I’ll repeat it, a laser eye patch. (No matter what this laser patch does, it’s got to be all the better done by Miss Kitka!) Oh, and let’s not forgot the awesome power of Miss Kitka’s body used as a weapon. Oh, yes! Just watch the trailer below, and you’ll have no trouble remembering! And, by the way, it never hurts to have Miss Kitka there to tell us this, no matter how many times we watch it again:

“Boys…you never shoulda been doin’ this!” ~ Miss Kitka

LOOK FOR AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH THERESA PLAPPERT COMING SOON TO SPACE JOCKEY REVIEWS!  IT’S DEFINITELY ONE NOT TO MISS!

BILLY INACTION AND MISS KITKA COME TO DVD IN OCTOBER!

FOR MORE ABOUT THE MOVIE, CLICK HERE!

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