🙂  “Your supernova sunrise is just beyond the next event horizon.” ~ Space Jockey Arisu

🙂  “I admire its purity.  A survivor…unclouded by conscience, remorse, or delusions of morality.” ~ Ash, Alien

🙂  “…perfect organism…its structural integrity is matched only by its hostility.” ~ Ash, Alien

🙂  “I can’t lie to you about your chances, but … you have my sympathies.” ~ Ash, Alien

🙂  “Who’s going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.” ~ Herbert West, Re-Animator

🙂  “Did they look like psychos?  Is that what they looked like?  They were vampires! Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them.  I don’t give a f**k how crazy they are!” ~ Seth, From Dusk till Dawn

🙂  “There’s nothing funny about a clown in the moonlight.” ~ Lon Chaney

🙂  “I think, no, no I am certain that you are the most unattractive man I have met in my entire life.  In the short time that I have known you, you have demonstrated all of the loathsome characteristics of the male personality, AND even discovered a few new ones.  You are physically repulsive, morally reprehensible, selfish, stupid, you have no taste, a lousy sense of humor, and you smell.  You know, you’re not even interesting enough to make me sick.” ~ Cher, The Witches of Eastwick

🙂  “If I weren’t who I am, I’d think you two were horrible people.” ~ Alol, Farmhouse

🙂  “Your bone is ruining my grater.” ~ Lilith, Farmhouse

🙂  “No tears, please.  It’s a waste of good suffering.” ~ Pinhead, Hellraiser

🙂  “On the wild path ye fly, ‘tween, this world or the next.  From the twilight realm, see o’er your perch, the trials of the living and the wake of the dead.” ~ Arthur, Wake Wood

🙂  “People ask me, ‘Why fear?’  To me, that’s like asking, ‘Why food and water?'” ~ Walston Rey, Dark House

🙂  …and always, above all, leave them screaming.” ~ Walston Rey, Dark House

🙂  “Oh, yes, there will be blood.” ~ John Kramer, Saw II

🙂  “It’s all true!  The boogeyman is real…and you found him!” ~ Otis, House of 1000 Corpses

🙂  “Bite me.  Make me bleed.” ~ Laura Tedeski (aka Rachel Marks), Oral Fixation

🙂  “Meat’s meat, and a man’s got to eat.” ~ Vincent Smith, Motel Hell

🙂  “I’m sorry Wilma…I love you…but not enough to spend eternity with you.” ~ Easy Prey

🙂  “Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives.” ~ Criswell, Plan 9 from Outer Space

🙂  “Do you think I made a mistake splitting his brain between the two of them?” ~ Dr. Frank-N-Furter, The Rocky Horror Picture Show

🙂  “Don’t worry. A naked girl is not going to get out of this complex.” ~ Dr. Hans Fallada, Lifeforce

🙂  “I live off blood. I’m twelve. But I’ve been twelve for a long time.” ~ Eli, Let the Right One In

🙂  “The box. You opened it. We came.” ~ Pinhead, Hellraiser

🙂  “We are not men! We are not beasts! We are things!”~ The Sayer of the Law, Island of Lost Souls

🙂  “They say it’s a virus. It destroys every part of your brain except for basic motor functions and the part that stores Christopher Walken quotes.” ~ The Walken Dead

🙂  “Lucy is not a random victim…She is the Devil’s concubine!” ~ Van Helsing, Bram Stoker’s Dracula

🙂  “…don’t worry. It’ll only hurt for a second.” ~ Dana, The Guest

🙂  “Bring back life form. Priority One. All other priorities rescinded.” ~ Ash, Alien

🙂  “I don’t want to spend the rest of my life in prison. I’d rather spend it in Hell, with you.” ~ Bret, Hellraiser: Hellseeker

🙂  “The trick, William Potter, is not minding that it hurts.” ~ Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia

🙂  “A king has his reign, and then he dies.  It’s inevitable.” ~ Meredith Vickers, Prometheus

🙂  “My name is Meredith Vickers, and it’s my job to make sure that you do yours.” ~ Meredith Vickers, Prometheus

🙂  “It’s Christmas, and I want to open my presents.” ~ Charlie Holloway, Prometheus

🙂  “Big things have small beginnings.” ~ David, Prometheus

🙂  “I was wrong…we were so wrong.”  Dr. Elizabeth Shaw, Prometheus

🙂  “If you don’t stop it, there won’t be any home to go back to.” ~ Dr. Elizabeth Shaw, Prometheus

🙂  “When there is no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the earth.” ~ Dawn of the Dead (1978)

🙂  “The world is sick, and we are the doctors.” ~ Iron Sky

🙂  “We are haunted by sorrows we cannot name.” ~ Æon Flux

🙂  “They will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us.” ~ Lt. Aldo Raine, Inglourious Basterds

🙂  “Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps…and I want my scalps!” ~ Lt. Aldo Raine, Inglourious Basterds

🙂  “Bow your head, kneel and worship at the feet of Santanico Pandemonium!” ~ Razor Charlie, From Dusk Till Dawn

🙂  “Let’s see if you taste as good as your brother.” ~ Santanico Pandemonium, From Dusk Till Dawn

🙂  “You’ll be my slave. Because I don’t think you’re worthy of human blood, you’ll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You’ll be my foot stool. And at my command, you’ll lick the dog shit from my boot heel.” ~ Santanico Pandemonium, From Dusk Till Dawn

🙂  “It’s not the years honey, it’s the mileage.” ~ Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark

🙂  “I don’t know, I’m making this up as I go.” ~ Indiana Jones, Raiders of the Lost Ark

🙂  “May your Space Jockey rocket travel to the farthest reaches of your imagination!” ~ Chris Rennirt

🙂  “Though stellar clusters and galactic winds may slow us down, they will never stop us!” ~ Space Jockey Arisu

🙂  “Creativity is like the universe–expanding, limitless, and beautiful!” ~ Space Jockey Arisu

Elizabeth Mears (as Janet) in a scene now famous at Space Jockey Reviews

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