Dead Hooker in a Trunk

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Yes! I admit it.  I just got around to watching Dead Hooker in a Trunk.  Believe it or not, it’s true.  How could you possibly wait so long, you ask?  Twelve years to be exact?  The answer is… Continue reading

THE HUNT: “Fair and Balanced” Political Satire for the Times

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It is almost amazing that a movie about warring conservatives and liberals would be made during such volatile political times.  Perhaps now, as things are worse than ever, such a movie wouldn’t be made; perhaps a bit earlier was just… Continue reading

DEAD MARY

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Some of the best horror films are those in which the monsters are the people around us, our friends and family, and anyone but the obvious, overt physical monsters we expect.  These monsters look just like our friends, relatives… Continue reading

THE DEADLY SPAWN

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There’s nothing like a good B-grade sci-fi/horror flick from the 80s!  Yes!  From bygone times comes the best in practical monster effects, no-holds-barred guts and gore, and a charm to it all that never gets old… Continue reading

Make a Wish

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If you could have your choice of any birthday gift, what would it be?  A diamond ring, a pearl necklace, tickets to your favorite vacation spot, a car, or any of the other usual, popular choices?  Or, being honest, would it be something totally different!  Could it, perhaps, be… Continue reading

The VelociPastor: A Man of the Claw

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Get your pickaxes poised!  A man of the cloth turns Jurassic in Wild Eye Releasing’s The VelociPastor, written and directed by Brendan Steere! What’s it all about?  After a devastating family tragedy, a priest travels to China to find deeper … Continue reading

Yoga Hosers

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What do you get when two teenage yoga enthusiasts (Lily-Rose Depp and Harley Quinn Smith) join forces with a legendary man hunter (Johnny Depp) to fight Nazi minions made of bratwurst, in The Great White North?  You get Yoga Hosers, … Continue reading

Thirty Proof Coil

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Thirty Proof Coil (from writer/director Will Schmeckpeper) begins with a foreboding fish in a bowl, cutting to close-ups of a woman’s bare feet, as she scurries from room to room in a house.  Blue jean shorts and a midriff-baring top … Continue reading

Dorchester’s Revenge: The Return of Crinoline Head

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“Excuse me! WTF is a crinoline head?” Good f#@&ing question, Janet! That’s exactly WTF I asked when I saw the first Crinoline Head movie, back in 1996. (Just kidding; it was last week, really). But, seriously! Crinoline Head Continue reading

Motivational Growth: “The Mold Knows”

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…5…4…3…2…1…0! A new trailer has been launched for Don Thacker’s sleeper festival-hit Motivational Growth (starring genre-legend Jeffrey Combs). What’s it all about? Ian Foliver (Adrian DiGiovanni), a depressed and reclusive man in his 30s, finds himself taking advice from a growth … Continue reading

The Cabin in the Woods

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“The sun is coming up in eight minutes. If you live to see it, the world will end.” What do you get when you combine all of the monsters and horror clichés in history with five coeds out for a weekend … Continue reading

Nadine L’Esperance Interview

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Join Space Jockey Reviews Editor in Chief Chris Rennirt for an interview with the out-of-this-world “Blue Girl” herself–Nadine L’Esperance. The writer, producer, and director of The Unknown Alter Ego, Maya’s Journal, Madame Soleil’s Tea Party, and No Pets Allowed reveals … Continue reading

Re-Animator: The Anatomy of a Classic

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If Dr. Gruber only knew the cult favorite he started back in 1985, being the guinea pig for that glowing, now-famous antidote for death. Yes!  Who can forget the screaming Dr. Gruber, with eyes bulging, his eyes spraying blood, heralding … Continue reading

No Pets Allowed

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I remember wanting many pets, as a child.  I’ve always been quite the animal lover, and luckily my parents indulged me with most of what I wanted; I had fish, birds, salamanders, hermit crabs, and, of course, a dog.  I … Continue reading

Dissecting Cinema: Thankskilling

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In this episode of Dissecting Cinema, Chris Rennirt, Zena S. Dixon, and guest Shardae review ThanksKilling–the only known holiday slasher with a serial-killing turkey, unlike any you’ve seen (or eaten) before!  Yes, this lesser-known butterball is one well worth carving … Continue reading

The 28th Day: The Wrath of Steph

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The first thing that makes any movie better than the others is something that sets it apart from the others.  The 28th Day: The Wrath of Steph has promise from the start, with a premise like no other seen before … Continue reading

Crying Wolf – “An Extraordinary Tail”

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“From the Director of DeadTime and Zombie Harvest comes Crying Wolf! They’re hungry, hairy and ready to hunt you down! The comedy horror Crying Wolf tells the story of strange and weird goings on in a little English village called … Continue reading

LiTTLE REAPER

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Suppose the Grim Reaper, besides being the harvester of human souls, was just like anybody else; suppose he otherwise had a “normal” life like the rest of us, complete with familial issues and fatherhood frustrations galore.  Yes, just like so … Continue reading

PAST DUE

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The most frightening monsters are those that are real and among us, every day, haunting us, stalking us (although we don’t know it), in the most common of places we do know—the parks we visit, the roads we travel, our … Continue reading

Billy Inaction Cast Interviews: Part Five – Theresa Plappert

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To get the next Billy Inaction cast interview, Space Jockey Reviews interrogated the Russian spy and assassin herself, Miss Kitka–or rather, the real, anything-but-assassin-minded Theresa Plappert. In Billy Inaction, Theresa is a butt-kicking femme fatale, aiming for an undercover job … Continue reading

BILLY INACTION COMING SOON!

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Here it is, all you Space Jockey explorers of superstellar cinema!  It’s “the long-awaited, final trailer for the Louisville, Kentucky based action comedy Billy Inaction“–written and directed by Jimmy Humphrey!  It’s a full-length feature, coming to DVD this fall, along … Continue reading

ZOMBIE WHISPERER

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          “When good people die and are reanimated into soulless brain eaters,             there’s only one man who’s their best friend, and that’s Tony Mallone.” You’ve heard of horse whisperers, dog whisperers, and I’m sure … Continue reading