Bethany

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I have never been abused.  Thank God and whoever else for that!  However, I have often wondered how my life might be different had I been so unfortunate.  I have wondered how horrors inflicted upon me by a monster (of … Continue reading

Hellraiser vs. Event Horizon: Liberate Tutamet Ex Inferis

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“Liberate tutumet ex inferis (Save yourself from hell).” ~ Demon From the Realm of Pure Evil (Event Horizon) I have read articles and participated in discussions comparing Event Horizon (1997) to Hellraiser (1988) and vice versa, more than a few times.  … Continue reading

VooDoo

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“Abondon hope all ye who enter here. Through me you pass into the city of woe: Through me you pass into eternal pain.” ~ From Dante’s Divine Comedy I’ve always liked that quote from Dante Alighieri’s epic poem, The Divine … Continue reading

Yoga Hosers

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What do you get when two teenage yoga enthusiasts (Lily-Rose Depp and Harley Quinn Smith) join forces with a legendary man hunter (Johnny Depp) to fight Nazi minions made of bratwurst, in The Great White North?  You get Yoga Hosers, … Continue reading

The Dark Tapes

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I always love a good found-footage horror film.  However, finding a good one is not so easy these days.  Since the first mainstream example in the genre–The Blair Witch Project in 1999–such a film with anything original and different to … Continue reading

The Devil’s Rock

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The Devil’s Rock begins at night, June 5th 1944, as the camera pans down from a moonlit sky, to the waters of the English Channel.  Two men are paddling, in their kayak, to the shore of Forau Island, five miles … Continue reading

Enter Nowhere

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Enter Nowhere (the supernatural thriller/mystery from director Jack Heller) is the story of three people who find themselves lost in the same unknown place, in a wooded area, near a ramshackle cabin in the woods.  Every attempt to escape the … Continue reading

Lone

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“I just feel so empty inside.” Is depression horror?  Absolutely, yes!  It’s what Space Jockey Reviews calls real-world horror.  According to the World Health Organization (WHO), 350 million people worldwide suffer from depression. Twenty-five million Americans suffer from depression each … Continue reading

Thirty Proof Coil

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Thirty Proof Coil (from writer/director Will Schmeckpeper) begins with a foreboding fish in a bowl, cutting to close-ups of a woman’s bare feet, as she scurries from room to room in a house.  Blue jean shorts and a midriff-baring top … Continue reading

Publicity? Who Cares?

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In my time reviewing movies over the years, a huge question has continued to puzzle me; it is one now screaming for an answer.  It is a question for the countless crews of directors, producers, actors, cinematographers, special effects artists, … Continue reading

The Monster

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The Monster (written and directed by Bryan Bertino) is the story of a divorced mother and her daughter, both of whom hate one another, at least in the ways they express their feelings outwardly.  Kathy (Zoe Kazan) is a woman … Continue reading

Return of the Living Dead 3: First-Time Fidelity, Love, Masochism, and More

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Zombie films are too numerous to count, biting flesh from the living and eating brains in every way possible.  Even zombie love stories are common now.  I’m thinking of movies such as Warm Bodies, Zombie Honeymoon, Pride and Prejudice and … Continue reading

How to Survive a Horror Film

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In my years watching horror films, I’ve accumulated a book’s worth of advice for surviving one.  Yes!  Life in a horror movie is a close call at death every minute.  Arteries are cut, necks are broken, bodies are eviscerated, experimented … Continue reading

Lonely Holidays

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Wouldn’t you love to have some company for the holidays?  Wouldn’t you like to receive the perfect gift from your special someone?  Wait!  Before you say yes, turn on your brain and think.  Who is it?  How long have you … Continue reading

The Scariest Movie Monster

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I am often asked who I think is the “scariest” of movie monsters.  Yes!  It’s a clichéd question, dragged through the blood of and gore of movie-loving minds the world over.  Sometimes the answer is impulsive and easy, as it … Continue reading

SARGAD (Wounded): Bloody Horror From Sarah Giercksky

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Rockets are rumbling and ready to launch at Space Jockey Reviews, with the latest news from Sweden!  Sargad (Wounded)–the first feature horror film from from the beautiful, ultra-talented Sarah Giercksky (and Bloody Fierce Productions)–is coming to DVD in 2017, making … Continue reading

10 Cloverfield Lane

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Recently, on a weekend night at Walmart, in a one of those big, bargain movie bins (the one’s that have movies overflowing to the top, spilling onto the floor as you try to find the one you want), I found … Continue reading

Marvelous Mandy

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Marvelous Mandy (directed by Chase Dudley, written by Brentt Slabchuck) is the story of a mentally-deranged woman named Mandy (Paula Marcenaro Solinger) who suffers from an inability to perceive and/or accept her life as it is.  Rather than accept reality, … Continue reading

Meteorite Detecting With MG Technology

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“Why is Space Jockey Reviews headlining meteorites and meteorite detecting?” you ask.  Why are we heralding the arrival of stars and otherworldly objects, glorifying their impacts on Earth?  “Why isn’t this another “down-to-Earth” movie review, interview or cinema news showcase?”  … Continue reading

Carnivorous Love: Emotion With an Appetite Comes to DVD

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Carnivorous Love, the new feature-length film from Timothy Tick stars, among others, Lien Mya Nguyen, our very own Space Jockey Mya!  Anytime Mya stars in a new film, SJR rockets are ready to launch, rumbling on the pad!  With a … Continue reading

Don’t Breathe

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Don’t Breathe has a truly killer opening – a man dragging a seemingly dead young woman down a road, by her hair, in broad daylight, through a subdivision of houses.  Countless witnesses should have dialed 911 long ago.  But, oddly, … Continue reading

Flowers of the Night: The Next Film from Jennifer Linch Is Blooming Now!

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“Flowers of the Night is coming to you with the hottest cast members, along with sexy, edgy, brutal fight scenes just for your entertainment.” ~ Jennifer Linch Fresh from her latest film, The Dream, Jennifer Linch is at it again, … Continue reading

The Orbs

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THE ORBS! What are they? Balls of floating, glowing lights, zipping in and out of sight, like an apparition, obvious but not to be seen! Where did they come from–the moon, outer space, or someplace farther away, perhaps the center … Continue reading

Jennifer Linch: Sexy Couture

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YES! Like the title, director, writer and producer Jennifer Linch is “Sexy Couture” ad infinitum, in her latest video (from Julia Gilas Productions). Teasing us from scene to scene, in pink, complete with bubbles and music to make you dance, … Continue reading